Wednesday, June 1, 2011

4 Ways To Get A Girl

So how DO you get girls? There are 4 important features that you guys must take into mind: personality, hygiene, confidence, and thoughtfulness. Did I mention looks? Just kidding, not everyone cares that much for looks. In this video, I teach you guys about what you should do to get a girl you want. Let's go into deeper details shall we?

Lesson 1: Don't be a creep.
- Exactly what it says; don't be a creep. You want her to think you're normal, but down to earth, y'know? Talk to her, but not TOO much. Compliment her. Girls LOVE it when you compliment them. Even if they deny it,  deep inside they love it. Make eye contact but don't be like "O_O" 24/7 okay? This should be easy...I hope.

Lesson 2: Get her attention.
- That's right, get it. But please don't annoy her by throwing paperballs at her or something, that's not going to help...at all. Well, it mig-nope, it's not going to work. Try saying hi to her when you see her! Or dress nice. Whatever you think will get her attention!

Lesson 3: Smell good, not deadly.
- You definitely don't want to kill her sense or smell. So take a shower often so you don't find the need to use overpowering colognes. CO-LOG-NES LIKE AXE KILLS. Try deodorant first, if that doesn't work, then use cologne, but a light one that smells nice har har.

Lesson 4: It's not all about you.
- Stop talking about yourself and how amazing you are if you do this! It's super annoying and trust me, it makes YOU sound like you want to marry yourself or something. Talk about other stuff, like her, the weather, school, relationships, celebrities, WHATEVER! Don't talk about yourself too much, bottom line.

Follow these things and I'm pretty sure you will somehow capture her heart in some way, good luck!
And if it doesn't work....it's not my fault -.-

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